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Stella Mann

Margaret Murdock (segment Wraparound)

Cheryl Boquet

Anita Billings (segment Wraparound)

Scott Davis

Rick Crukshank (segment Wraparound)

Norman Muellen

A.C. Clark (segment BBQ of the Dead)

Jude Johnson

Mary Ida (segment BBQ of the Dead)

Dennis Letts

Harry (segment BBQ of the Dead)

Rod Blaydes

Walter Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)

Debra Dragich

Freda Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)

Lisa Loeb

Rose Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)

Glen Coburn

Dub Jones (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)

Kay Bay

Debbie Jones (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)

Janice Williams

Edith (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)

James McDaniel

Howard (segment Wraparound)

Roy Barlag

Bartender (segment Wraparound)

Larry Mellon

Gus (segment Wraparound)